Tuesday, August 26, 2008
I'm Going to Make Meeeelions of Dollars on This!!
I have just come up with the most fabulous way to lose weight! I am thinking of rigging up a human-size hamster wheel to be my computer's energy source. That way, if I want to blog, I have to get my fat a** on the treadmill and run for it to turn on.
I will have to remove both the sofa and loveseat from my living room, but who cares about fashion and functionality?
I AM A GENIUS!! Now to find a wealthy benefactor...