Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Baby Jesus Cheeto

I'm sitting with the midget eating lunch and enjoying some Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos straight out of the bag. I was licking spicy cheesey goodness off my fingers when I spotted an odd shape inside the bag that looked like two little arms. I grabbed it out and couldn't believe it! I had found...

















WOW! I am going to make a million bucks off this Cheetoh that looks like a tiny 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus! How much did that piece of toast with the Virgin Mary in it go for? Wasn't there a cornflake that looked like something? I need to research it tonight before I go to bed! People will flock to my house like Fatimah to see the BJC and pray for it's healing cheese-ness.

CRUNCH

Ooops...Have I told you how much I love Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos? Oh well, at least I won't have to worry about being in trouble for exploiting the Baby Jesus!

11 comments:

Dr. Wifey said...

you're so crazy! LOL

Deanna said...

It looks more like one of those babies you buy to put on top of the cupcakes! Mmmmmm... cupcakes!

mommaof4wife2r said...

i love talledega nights...if that's how you spell it. anyway, i think you might have something here. you just never know.

Suzie Q-Zie said...

Oh my gosh you make me laugh...

Rachel said...

You had me cheeto's. Great now I need to go buy some.

A fellow Sits sister!

:)Rachel

Wep said...

I would have ate him too.

Teresa R said...

You're a riot!! Maybe you'll see the Elvis Cheeto next? Don't forget: don't eat Elvis! Look what happened to Priscilla...

Heather said...

LOL!!!!!

I hope it was worth it, eating the Baby Jesus Cheeto!

Hee!

onawa said...

sinful carrie..... down right sinful.

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pjmomma said...

I'm thinkin' Jesus Fetus, but that's just me.