I'm sitting with the midget eating lunch and enjoying some Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos straight out of the bag. I was licking spicy cheesey goodness off my fingers when I spotted an odd shape inside the bag that looked like two little arms. I grabbed it out and couldn't believe it! I had found...
WOW! I am going to make a million bucks off this Cheetoh that looks like a tiny 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus! How much did that piece of toast with the Virgin Mary in it go for? Wasn't there a cornflake that looked like something? I need to research it tonight before I go to bed! People will flock to my house like Fatimah to see the BJC and pray for it's healing cheese-ness.
Ooops...Have I told you how much I love Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos? Oh well, at least I won't have to worry about being in trouble for exploiting the Baby Jesus!