Friday, August 21, 2009

A New Business Venture

Apparently, Henry and Lucy Wiener have decided to go into business. Last year, they grew one and this year, they have increased their output exponentially. This year, they've planted four tomato plants out in our dog run.



Henry Wiener told me it was Lucy Wiener's idea to start a pasta sauce company. They've decided to name it "Crappy Wiener Sauce." They expect to quadruple their efforts again next year. Since they are dogs, they've hired me to be their manager on the condition that I get all the money and continue to feed them lots of tomatoes. Pretty sweet deal, if you ask me!!

8 comments:

Dr. Wifey said...

hmm, great idea, but you *may* want to rethink the name. crappy weiner sauce isn't quite saucy enough! :)

LadyStyx said...

I'm with Dr Wifey. "Crappy Wiener Sauce" really needs a rethink. All that comes to mind for me is that the Wiener family needs to lay off the Taco Bell. No one likes a pooch with the runs.

Brandy said...

I'm not eating anything with the word "crap" in it. I'm just sayin'...but good luck with your venture!

Mrs. Bridget G. said...

LOL. Will you be eating those then? Ya know, since it came from...there.

CaraBee said...

Our dogs wouldn't ever go anywhere near anything vegetable. So I'm kind of impressed that your dogs ate tomatoes to begin with. But I'm even more impressed that they were such effective gardeners. Especially considering I can't even keep one dagblasted basil plant alive.

TeresaR said...

LOL!!! Oh, your dogs are talented. How sweet you get to reap the rewards of their hard *ahem* work.

Angie - theArthurClan said...

Holy wow, your pets are so very "talented!" ;)

Amie said...

I didn't even know that was possible!! Funny!