Dear Mr. Clean,
For a few months, you graced the upper right corner of this very page, touting the magic of an eraser. Your rippling muscles and shiny polished head never failed to draw my adoring eyes back to this blog again and again. Trust me, I never had clean thoughts about you.
But here's the thing. While I was spending time watching you flash that brilliant grin, I wasn't getting any cleaning done. The strain you have caused on my marriage has been great. And to make it even worse, I began to see you pop up on other blogs underneath a little BlogHer sign, you CHEATER! I was totally going to break the whole thing off with you.
But then, you disappeared and haven't been back since...*sob*
Go ahead, stay away, for all I care! You may return to my blog on one condition--come back and announce the Magic Bathroom Cleaner. And I'm not talking that silly Shower Cleaner those little bubbles think is so great. I'm talking toilet scrubbing, floor mopping, mirror wiping, sink washing, soap scum removing sort of "magic," m'kay?
Until then, you and those sultry white eyebrows can go dazzle some other unsuspecting blogger. Unless you really want to come back...
Dirty hugs and kisses,
Carrie
33 comments:
oh baby, and that big gold hoop earring! LOL
let me guess, you ran out of things to do to keep you from cleaning???
too funny :)
love this.
You so silly.
Hilarious! There is something about a muscle-y man who loves things *clean*...!
I'd love a visit from Mr. Clean anytime! :-)
LOL So funny!!
Thankfully my birthday was not as bad as the link you gave me ::shudder::
Hahaha!! Mr. Clean is a blog slut? No way!?!
Ha, too funny. Mr. Clean!! He rocked my blog and then went away... typical guy. ;)
Oh, Mr. Clean. I hate to tell you but I thought he had the look of a cheater. I think it's the earring. He just looks like a lady's man, you know?
hahahaa sooo funny.
over from sits.
I have heard he has broke many hearts. That is why I have kept my distance. But boy there is something about those muscles...
I do love Mr. Clean. Even if he isn't faithful!
Oh mr. Clean.. oh.... yeah... he gets the heart to beatin'
Blissful is right: you are soooo silly...which is why I adore you! ;)
That is so cute! I love it!
mr. clean is a hottie. after he leaves my house, i'll send him your way. ;) LOL!!!
I didn't even realize Mr. Clean had left me... I was too busy blogging to notice! He didn't even leave a note. He's probably playing fantasy football with my husband and complaining about how I ignore him.
Thanks for writing this note, I will send him your letter!!
mr clean...i want him to come and clean. i don't want his products. i want a clean house...do you think he can do that for me?
mr clean...i want him to come and clean. i don't want his products. i want a clean house...do you think he can do that for me?
Hey, I want that two. Can we have a threesome with Mr. Clean?
Haha!
lol. if you find him and decide not to take him back, send him to my blog ;)
Did you hear that the man who originally played Mr. Clean in the commercials recently died? RIP. Hiya, SITSta! My Great New Pop'rs Thanksgiving Extravaganza is still underway, so please come by and share some Comment Love!
Oh, my dear...
There's nothing like a smokin' hot bald guy.
This was HILARIOUS!
Are you rolling in the dough from your Blogher ads - or is it not quite enough to buy some dough??
And you are just hilarious. I love your comment over on Brandy's blog about being a tattoo poser!
LOL! Love your blog!
I can't remember if I replied to you or not after you found me stalking you on my Mormon Blog Stalker site. I was sick for two weeks, had to go out of town, and then came back to a sick dog (YUCK!!!). I'm just getting back into touching base with people.
Mr. Clean and I have been on the breaks lately. He was offended when I tried Target's Method products. But I'll make it up to him.....the holidays are coming, you know? And we have guests coming to visit....and so I guess I'll need his help again to get the house clean... :D
~Tracy @ www.wevebeenmarriedhowlong.blogspot.com and www.mormonblogstalker.blogspot.com
your comment made me laugh because it is exactly what the jason langingham said!!
He is one smokin' babe, isn't he? I miss seeing him around here too! (But don't tell my hubby...he probably wouldn't understand.)
Ok, I had to actually google Mr. Clean to put a fresh image of him in my head because I haven't seen him in awhile. Yeah, he's cute!
haha...that's great...he's pretty hot--I can see why you'd be mad at him for cheating. Nothing like a big gold hoop earring to get ya' going.
Very funny : ). Am I a loser because I don't even know what blogher is and I have never clicked on it? I saw your comment at live.love.eat and I came over to see the clever comment writer.
Hello - I found you through Gingela5 :).
You know that Roomba robot vacuum cleaner? They need to take that and cross it with those all-terrain vehicles that can climb walls (I realize THAT doesn't exist)... and then add a rinse jet with drying towels and VIOLA! A contraption that no one will ever want to get near. Sigh... is 6 and 4 too young for child labor?
HaHaHa - this was great!! If you happen to find the magic bathroom cleaner would you mind if I borrow him for a few hours?? ;)
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