Monday, June 8, 2009

Recipe Flop

Since I always post perfect pictures of excellent recipes (yes, I'm quite modest--or completely delusional), I thought I'd post a picture of a recent flop. After taking Midget to her first carnival on Saturday, I had a massive craving for corn dogs! But I was not ready to spend a day's worth of points to eat a soggy microwaved one at home.

By the way, here's evidence of how much Midget loved the carnival rides.










So, I jumped on the good ol' internets and tried to find a recipe for baked corn dogs. The closest I came to finding a recipe was a baked dairy-free soy corn dog--bleeeeeech!

So I attempted to do one out of my head. This was the result.


I dub thee--PUDDLE DOGS!

Do not attempt this at home, kids.

13 comments:

Amy @ Finer Things said...

I haven't tried this, but Laura posted a recipe recently. Let me know if it works!

http://heavenlyhomemakers.com/blog/homemade-corn-dogs-and-corn-dog-muffins

Brandy said...

Puddle dog is a lot nicer than what I first thought of..ewwwwwww. I don't think corn dogs were meant to be healthy.

If you want a real recipe I have one linked on my page.

Keys to the Magic Travel said...

Well...it does not look pretty. But...the real question is...does it taste good? And be sure to let us know when you find the solution. A corn dog sounds like a great option right now!

Dr. Wifey said...

eeeeewwwwwww!

Danyele Easterhaus said...

love corn doges, but no thanks on that one. well, who knew you were human?

Unknown said...

How did they taste? Not a big corn dog fan... and I think I may stay that way after seeing yours ;)

LadyStyx said...

*wrinklez nose* I'll stick to my salad...thanks.

Amie said...

lol....does look pretty gross I have to admit!

Deanna said...

Corn dogs are in the junk food category for a reason!!!

Annikke said...

I'm sorry, but the puddle dog is hilarious looking! Did you eat it anyway??

CaraBee said...

Um... ... ... yum.

Anonymous said...

My goodness, your dog piddled a puddle! LOL! Yes, I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you. ;D

I'm planning to hit the State Fair to get my fill of corn dogs and elephant ears, BTW.

onawa said...

puddle dogs... that's freaking funny!!! nice try seestor!