Monday, June 8, 2009

Recipe Flop

Since I always post perfect pictures of excellent recipes (yes, I'm quite modest--or completely delusional), I thought I'd post a picture of a recent flop. After taking Midget to her first carnival on Saturday, I had a massive craving for corn dogs! But I was not ready to spend a day's worth of points to eat a soggy microwaved one at home.

By the way, here's evidence of how much Midget loved the carnival rides.










So, I jumped on the good ol' internets and tried to find a recipe for baked corn dogs. The closest I came to finding a recipe was a baked dairy-free soy corn dog--bleeeeeech!

So I attempted to do one out of my head. This was the result.


I dub thee--PUDDLE DOGS!

Do not attempt this at home, kids.
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13 comments:

  1. Amy @ Finer ThingsJune 8, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    I haven't tried this, but Laura posted a recipe recently. Let me know if it works!

    http://heavenlyhomemakers.com/blog/homemade-corn-dogs-and-corn-dog-muffins

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  2. BrandyJune 8, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Puddle dog is a lot nicer than what I first thought of..ewwwwwww. I don't think corn dogs were meant to be healthy.

    If you want a real recipe I have one linked on my page.

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  3. Keys to the Magic TravelJune 8, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    Well...it does not look pretty. But...the real question is...does it taste good? And be sure to let us know when you find the solution. A corn dog sounds like a great option right now!

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  4. Dr. WifeyJune 8, 2009 at 9:50 PM

    eeeeewwwwwww!

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  5. Danyele EasterhausJune 8, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    love corn doges, but no thanks on that one. well, who knew you were human?

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  6. UnknownJune 8, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    How did they taste? Not a big corn dog fan... and I think I may stay that way after seeing yours ;)

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  7. LadyStyxJune 8, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    *wrinklez nose* I'll stick to my salad...thanks.

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  8. AmieJune 9, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    lol....does look pretty gross I have to admit!

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  9. Deanna June 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    Corn dogs are in the junk food category for a reason!!!

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  10. AnnikkeJune 9, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    I'm sorry, but the puddle dog is hilarious looking! Did you eat it anyway??

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  11. CaraBeeJune 9, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    Um... ... ... yum.

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  12. AnonymousJune 9, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    My goodness, your dog piddled a puddle! LOL! Yes, I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you. ;D

    I'm planning to hit the State Fair to get my fill of corn dogs and elephant ears, BTW.

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  13. onawaJune 13, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    puddle dogs... that's freaking funny!!! nice try seestor!

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