Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Baby Jesus Cheeto

I'm sitting with the midget eating lunch and enjoying some Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos straight out of the bag. I was licking spicy cheesey goodness off my fingers when I spotted an odd shape inside the bag that looked like two little arms. I grabbed it out and couldn't believe it! I had found...

















WOW! I am going to make a million bucks off this Cheetoh that looks like a tiny 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus! How much did that piece of toast with the Virgin Mary in it go for? Wasn't there a cornflake that looked like something? I need to research it tonight before I go to bed! People will flock to my house like Fatimah to see the BJC and pray for it's healing cheese-ness.

CRUNCH

Ooops...Have I told you how much I love Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos? Oh well, at least I won't have to worry about being in trouble for exploiting the Baby Jesus!
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11 comments:

  1. Dr. WifeySeptember 11, 2008 at 9:07 AM

    you're so crazy! LOL

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  2. Deanna September 11, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    It looks more like one of those babies you buy to put on top of the cupcakes! Mmmmmm... cupcakes!

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  3. Danyele EasterhausSeptember 11, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    i love talledega nights...if that's how you spell it. anyway, i think you might have something here. you just never know.

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  4. SuzieSeptember 11, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    Oh my gosh you make me laugh...

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  5. Rachel BerrySeptember 11, 2008 at 12:46 PM

    You had me cheeto's. Great now I need to go buy some.

    A fellow Sits sister!

    :)Rachel

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  6. WepSeptember 11, 2008 at 6:03 PM

    I would have ate him too.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2008 at 8:22 PM

    You're a riot!! Maybe you'll see the Elvis Cheeto next? Don't forget: don't eat Elvis! Look what happened to Priscilla...

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  8. HeatherSeptember 17, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    LOL!!!!!

    I hope it was worth it, eating the Baby Jesus Cheeto!

    Hee!

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  9. onawaSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:27 AM

    sinful carrie..... down right sinful.

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  10. onawaSeptember 20, 2008 at 2:27 AM

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2008 at 11:12 AM

    I'm thinkin' Jesus Fetus, but that's just me.

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